People are saying that I'm really beautiful, although I have the kinkiest thoughts you can imagine, visit my show and you surely won't regret it. 

 Nobody ever proven that life is a serious thing - thus I would advise You to sit back, relax and enjoy my company in a private room, I have a strong feeling You won't regret it.  

 And to be serious, the idea of f*cking in public places makes me extremely crazy! The fear of being noticed excites me the most. The only thing I need is a partner. Any volunteers?